Story Card: Chopper was born to ride a hog. Even as a baby all he wore were black diapers with "Wild Thing" written across the backside. Chopper says being a biker ain't what it used to be. Nowadays instead of hanging out with Hells Angels drinking beer out of a rusty cylindr head, It's doctors and lawyers sipping martinis, with tattoos on their arms like "Born to be Upwardly Mobile" or "Make investments in High Interest Bearing Mutual Funds, Not War.